welcome to the only purple page on the internet!

enjoy it while it lasts

what is UP my homies

i'm samer, I like to touch trees (on the FACE).

I work at sourcegraph

me in a pistachio shell: elisp, golang, exception-hating (except when you need to explicitly break control flow but then you may as well be using a goto, fool), plant-loving human bean

HEY where can i find pictures of u on the internet :3

GOOD QUESTION. many places: